Thursday 22 June, 2006

BeNeLux minus Lux plus Hamburg equals BeNeHam

Before I write anything, here's a mail excerpt of my conversation with my guide yesterday:

Dear Aashish,

>> I am back from the match at Hamburg. Nice game :)
>>
>> Back to work, I was wondering when could we give in the samples for the
>> **********? We had planned 3 readings, 2 of the m*********ion with
>> washing procedures, and one m*********ion with no s***, just w****r. I
>> came to your office today quite a few times, but it seems that you are out.

Sorry that I am so busy. I will be out of town until Friday.
*** is out of order right now. So, please continue to work on your written
report. I will get in touch with you next Monday, maybe you can show me
your small report at that point.

Places have been ****ed because they reveal things about my setup, which I may not be allowed.

I guess the above mail explains what is pissing me off. Report writing sucks. Qutub and his 2nd year roomie, Rai face the same task, I see. But I have to also blog my experiences of BeNeHam (BeNeLux = Belgium + Netherlands + Luxembourg, I went to BeNe + Hamburg, so BeNeHam). So here it goes.

Three Day Trip to BeNeHam

Aashish Vishnoi
(aashish@iitb.ac.in)


Under the Guidance of Er. Nitin Gupta
B.Tech, CSE, and one time experience in Amsterdam (as he claims)

Acknowledgements
The author would like to thank Max Plank Institute, Magdeburg, for the necessary funds to take upon this journey, Sumedh Risbud, and Onkar Dalal, for the instant monetary help, Nitin Ashok for acco at Leiden (not more than 30 min by train from Amsterdam), Jhadha Kannad and Neha Singh, for camera help in Madame Tussads, Nitin Gupta and Sarmistha Pal for time pass, and Nitin Gupta for reading maps, and showing us the way around Brussels and Amsterdam.

Abstract

Today, after about 2 years the movie Eurotrip rocked the famous IITs of India, almost all IITians have had a differnt perspective to foreign internships, specially when it comes to interning in Europe. This report speaks about a 3 day trip of a less known individual Aashish Vishnoi, who was in the land known for chocolates, sex, and sex. Yes, that would be Brussels, best chocolates ever; Sex, Amsterdam is the sex capital of the world (Cooper Harris, Eurotrip, 2004) and Hamburg, the second capital of sex, after Amsterdam (Bhut Bharat Kumar, the gujju who sits behind me, Max Plank Institute, Magdeburg, 2006).

Chapter 1
Introduction

With just 5 hours from Brussels, 7 from Amsterdam, and 3 from Hamburg, these places were sureshot visiting locales for a person working in a small town called Magdeburg, Germany.

1.1 Motivation

After seeing the fun experienced by Scott Thomas, Cooper Harris, Jenny and Jaime on the much acclaimed Eurotrip that was undertaken by Scott to successfully get a girlfriend Mieke a german hot blonde, whom Scott mistakes to be a dumbwitted man, one was very much interested to see and experience the same. Also, with first hand experiences from 3rd yearites like Akhil, Nitin Ashok, Er. Nitin Gupta, and pressure from lots of seniors, and friends to visit the place, I embarked on the decision to just do it. Ham came into picture with Akhil, Jassi and I being successful in getting tickets for the Ukraine vs. Saudi World cup football league match. Details can be read in my previous post, here (I am Write! Aashish Vishnoi, 2006).

1.2 About the places

1.2.1 Brussels

Known as the un-official capital of the European Union, or EU, it is also famous for the chocolates, and the Manneken Pis.

1.2.2 Amsterdam

As if the flag of the city doesn't say it all (Figure 1.1) Amsterdam is the capital of Netherlands, and also SEX. It has been a must visit place for most people for the red light district, and for the window shopping that happens at night.


Figure 1.1 : Flag of Amsterdam (Wikipedia.org, 2006)

1.2.3 Hamburg

With nothing in common in the flag with Amsterdam, but the red, Hamburg plays it safe when it comes to the sex part. But don't be fooled, because this is just an illusion. Hamburg, a port city of erstwhile West Germany, is second only to the leader, Amsterdam, when it comes to sex (Bhut Bharat Kumar, the gujju punter who sits behind me, Max Plank Institute, Magdeburg, 2006). It is known as the porn capital of Germany, and lots more.


Chapter 2
The Setup

With I having decided to go to BeNeLux minus Lux since a long time, and with the weekend decided, I asked Kannad, Onkar, Sumedh, Pursha and Sarmistha if they would be interested in joining forces. Kannad and Sarmistha agreed without much asay. Grateful to them. Nitin Gupta (NG, from now on) buzzed a day or two before the trip that he may "surprise" us at the Brussels Midi station! Not much of a surprise I guess, since we were waiting for him there :) Neha joined in coz NG doesn't really go without her. :P

I got a reservation for a night train to Brussels from Wolfsburg, that went through Bielefeld, Kannad's place of residence, so that we two could go together.

I had also fixed up with Nitin Ashok on acco for the 5 of us at his place, Leiden, not more than 30 minutes by train from Amsterdam.

Chapter 3
The Brussels Day

3.1 The Stations

Both aboard, the train delivered us safely and soundly to Brussels Midi (or Zuid as it's called) at 7.09, and we went around the station looking at what to do for the next 2 hours. We looked at the arrival boards, and were amazed to see that the trains system in BeNeLux doesn't refer by train numbers, but by 3 tags: Station of start, Time of Departure, Type of train. What I had noted down was the time of arrival, and the train numbers. It was sorted out, luckily with the train numbers including what train type it was. The 2 hours that we waited, we took in a sandwich apiece, and a cup of soup, for 3.70 €.

With NG, Neha and Sam located, loaded with 4 maps of the place, we caught a train to Brussels Centraal (around which all the sightseeing is to be done).

3.2 The Town Square

Once out of the station, we walked to the town square. I guess that's all to see out there. A place surrounded by old-age buildings from all sides, the square was filled with lavender plants (Figure 3.1), and a bunch of people were making distilling lavender oil (Figure 3.2) from the plant for people to have a look at. I don't really know what they were selling though, the oil or the plant. We did go and have a check at the place, on as to what was going on.


Figure 3.1 : City Square filled with lavender plants


Figure 3.2 : Distillation process in action

3.3 Mannekan Pis and Chocolates

Constant thing that was on was window shopping by the girls, and hogging of chocolates to taste by the boys :) Kannad and I spotted some interesting purses for the ladies (Figure 3.3). Neha and Sam insisted on the seeing of Mannekan Pis, so we, guided by our supervisor for this trip NG, embarked on the route. The lane (or the road) from the square to the statue (or fountain) was loaded with chocolate shops, and this slowed our walk due to obvious reasons. We managed to find a shop owned by chinkis who sold chocolates cheap (or as we thought), and also the statue fountain of Mannekan Pis (Figure 3.4).


Figure 3.3 : Some design of purses I guess.


Figure 3.4 : Mannekan Pis


Figure 3.5 : The Organ Instrument at the Cathedral (Photo Courtsey Sarmistha Pal).


3.4 Cathedral and more Chocolates

NG was hell bent on taking us to a cathedral and even though most of us relented, we did end up going where the guide took us. A look around the cathedral showed us a huge organ instrument (Figure 3.5) which played, and nothing more. After a few shots, here and there, we were to be told by Neha that there stood a shop, by the name of Marcolini, at 39 Place du Grand Sablon. Arguably the best belgian chocolates (Wikitravel.org, 2006). Reaching the place, we were kind of shocked at the prices of the chocolates. At the end of the day, Sam and I bought a 4 € bar of 85% chocolate for ourselves, and one for Onkar too.

Fianlly, we came back to the chinki shop to buy chocolates, ended up buying some worth 27 €! Sam bought chocolates worth 37.5 €!!!

3.5 Conclusion

A run to the train at 4.30 PM, we boarded the IC to Amsterdam. Kannad, Sam and I took the detour to Leiden to dump our bags, while NG and Neha went ahead to Amsterdam.


Chapter 4

Amsterdam

4.1 The Detour

Taking a detour from our journey to Amsterdam, we got down at Den Haag HS to catch a 10 min connection to Leiden, the town where resides Nitin Ashok. Due to a missed digit in a telephone number that Nitin gave me (orkut.com, 2006) we walked the 30 min walk in over 70 minutes, with constant interruptions to ask the few pedestrians if we were correct. Finally reaching the place at 9.30 PM we dumped our bags, and Nitin gave us a few apples to munch on while he walked us to the station. We caught the 10.30 connection to Amsterdam, and at 11, we met up with our guide for the trip NG.

4.2 Red Light District

NG who had already bought a 2 € map and two 6.5 € 24 hour tram passes guided us to do the same. Loaded with expensive passes, that Kannad, Sam and I didn't use for more than 4 times, we took a tram (Figure 4.1) to Dam Square. Once there, NG took us through a scary back alley, and then to the Red Light District. Exactly what we were there for. We looked for a place called Bulldogs (Akhil Ravi, 3rd Year, ChE, IITB, 2006) from where we could lay our hands on Hash Brownies (Eurotrip, 2004). With a brownie in the stomach of each of Neha, NG, Kannad and I, we decided to walk the path that most do. None of us though took the leisure to look for Wandersexxx or a camera shop (Eurotrip, 2004) but all sure did have a look here and there. We did a little window shopping, of good looking prostitutes. A look here and a peep there, that's all what we did for the next couple of hours. Most of us were tired in 2 hours, and while we made plans to go back for the night, Kannad wished if he could see a peep show. So I accompanied him to one, and for a small amount of money he got a peep for a small time.


Figure 4.1 : The expensive tram pass was for...(Photo Courtsey NG).

4.3 The Painful Dutch Railways

Finally 3 of us left for the train station, waiting for some 20 minutes at a tram stop, hoping that a night bus might come by. But little did we realise that the road directly led to the station, not more than 200m far. We caught a train that was 30 min late, and it took us in the opposite direction to Utrech. An announcement in the train told us to take a connecting train to our respective places. At Utrech came a disaster blow, my one way ticket from Amsterdam to Leiden would not be valid, because Utrech was in the opposite direction. This problem stood with quite a few passangers and though most bought a new ticket, a lady who has missed the train fought out her way for a travel on the same ticket. I stuck on with her, and gave her company in the fight (she spoke Dutch, and so did most of the talking) we caught the train at 4 AM to get us to Leiden at 5. A 10 € cab ride to Nitin's place, we woke him up at 5.30, so that Sam could sleep in his bed, and the 3 boys downstairs at his friend's place.

4.4 Madame Tussades

At 10, Sam came down waking us all up, and we had some Rice and Daal that was supposed to have been our dinner :) We reached Amsterdam at around 12.30, and with about 4 hours at hand before Sam took her train home. Hurrying onto Madame Tussades, we took a 15.25 € pp ticket to enter. An hour and half, the place was worth the experience (Figures 4.2, 4.3, 4.4). Next came the bombshell that 200 and 500 € notes are not widely accepted in Amsterdam. So I was kind of pennyless. Luckily we came to a canal boat ride place, where we could get them to accept the note for 3 rides at 7.5 € each. An hour ride, and 90 min for Sam's train to leave. :|


Figure 4.2 : At Madame Tussades(Photo Courtsey Neha).


Figure 4.3 : Another shot (Photo Courtsey Neha).


Figure 4.4 : Julia Roberts (Photo Courtsey Neha).

4.5 Canal Ride

We ran our way to the start point, from where the boat left 10 min late. A ride along the canals, it was a wonderful experience! (Figures 4.5, 4.6, 4.7, 4.8) At precise 4.30 PM we were brought at the start point, and we took a tram back to the centraal station. Sam and Kannad left on the same train, and NG, Neha and I looked around the city to buy a few souvenirs.


Figure 4.4 : The boat (Photo Courtsey Sarmistha Pal).


Figure 4.4 : A view of the more than 1000 canals of Amsterdam (Photo Courtsey Sarmistha Pal).


Figure 4.4 : The 7 canals in a row (a special sight) (Photo Courtsey Sarmistha Pal).


Figure 4.4 : A cruise that we passed under (Photo Courtsey Sarmistha Pal).


4.6 Conclusion

I left the couple at around 8, caught my train to Leiden. Got down and walked the way back to the house. Nitin had made some rice-potato pulao, so it wasn't a bad night. He offerred me his bed, and with a 5 AM alarm, we went to sleep at around 12. At 5, I got up, took a bath (!!!) and walked the way to the station to catch my train to Hamburg. I did see quite a few horses in the morning, that are worth a mention. (Figure 4.9).


Figure 4.9 : The Horses

Chapter 5
Hamburg

5.1 A train Lesson

A lesson from my train ride from Amsterdam to Hamburg: If one sleeps soundly enough in the train, the ticket checker ditches you, and you can travel for free :) I had EURail, and had already written the date, so I really didn't save anything, but my ticket wasn't stamped till I boarded my train to Wittenburg from Hamburg at 9.12 in the night!

5.2 Meeting and Entry

Now, I reached Hamburg at 12.12, and took information on how to get to the stadium. Next I waited on the platform to pick up Akhil who was to come at 12.35. Met up with him, and we waited for around 15 minutes at our meeting place, platform 1, for Jassi. The man who has no mobile, travels cheap, and is mostly not locateable. I did keep a back up plan, of meeting at the closest Mac D to the station, with the one inside (if any) as the 1st preference. Akhil and I walked to the Mac D to find a person with his back to us, constantly playing with his hair. He was sure to be Jassi! :P A few burgers inside, we left for the stadium, taking the S21. At the station, we walked for more than 1600 m before we met some officials, and asked them where to collect the ticket. Collecting tickets that were specially made for us (it had our names!) we entered the stadium. The steward questioned the chocolates (for Onkar) and I said they were for my kid brother, and the chocolates came from Belgium. He said throw them, and I said please, and with a little senti, the matter was resolved! No pain for the water or the deo! Strange.

5.3 Freebies

Into the stadium, we looked for the fan shop, and when we were led to them, we ran into T-Mobile stalls. A free "small football" and a gay-pink-bean-pouch was what was free, and as Jassi put it, it has been given to us by a cute female, and it's free! A few games of Fifa-2006 WC on the gameboy, and a couple of games of fussball against some Swedes who beat Jassi and me clean, we got photos with Kahn, Podolski and Schweinsteiger. Next came the free face painting, and the 3 of us got both the flags done, one on each cheek. A free foto with this too :) A look at the fan shop told us not to try buying anything :)

5.4 Seats Taken

Finally, we entered the stadium at 4.45, and were amazed to see ourselves so close to the pitch! A quick look at what the "kioske" had to offer, 3 € for .5L water, 3.5 € for .5L colddrink, and 4 € for .4L beer + 1 € for the deposit to return the glass! I bought Akhil and myself a beer, with Jassi buying himself one. We entered the stadium, and with a quick look around, we realised that the 105 € seats were worth the money. Sitting right above the Saudi box, and on the left of the media enclosure, we had one of the best views of the pitch. At around 5.15 came the teams to practise, and up went the roar of the crowd.

5.5 The Kick Off

At 5.45, both the teams were on the field, with the national anthems played, and the toss done (Figure 5.1), the teams took to their huddles (Figures 5.2, 5.3), and their formations soon after (Figure 5.4). At sharp 6 PM, the rain gods opened their pouches for water to fall into the stadium, and even though the audience seating was covered, we could feel the strenght of the water. The whistle blew, and the game was off (Figure 5.5).


Figure 5.1 : The Toss, and the Customary Handshake


Figure 5.2 : Ukraine Huddle


Figure 5.3 : Saudi Huddle


Figure 5.4 : The formations


Figure 5.5 : The game is off

5.6 The Match

Since all know what conspired here after, I shall not go into the details. But a 4 minute goal by Ukraine, lots of corners (Figure 5.6), a 2-0 Half time score, a few bookings, and a Shevchenko goal. That is what all we saw. A 4-0 match, and we were happy to have spent 105 € usefully.


Figure 5.6 : A corner kick taken

5.7 Return

With the match over at close to 8 PM, we took some final shots of the stadium and us, and then left by the nearest exit. I had to catch a 9.12 train and I knew it wasn't going to be easy. An 1800m walk, and a huge crowd to get to the S-bahn station, we slowly made our way to the place in quick time, reaching the Hbf at about 8.40. A connection check at the counter, and Jassi and Akhil realised they had ample time to spend in the city. I left for platform, and was quick to realise the Mumbai local feel in Germany.

5.8 Trains Back

I took an ICE back, and even though it's supposed to be mostly an empty train, because of it's cost, this one was full to the neck, like a Mumbai local, with people sitting on every piece of floor, even next to the loos. I had an option to get down at Berlin, and take a 21.90 € ticket back to Magdeburg next morning, or get down at Wittenburg, take an RB to Stendal, and after a 4 hour night at the waiting room, take a 9.10 € ticket back home. I chose the cheaper option, thinking it shouldn't be that bad.

5.9 Stendal Sleep

Bad it was, because the station had waiting rooms closed, it was cold, and there were fields and the highway on both sides of the platforms. This meant that I was going to sleep on one of the platform waiting chairs, and one look, and I couldn't strech myself on these. Sad but true, I spent 3 hours, with 30 min bursts of sleep, and 15 min in between them. Finally, the train arrived at 3.30 AM, and I took a seat asap. At 4.01 I was off to home. A jab in the ribs is what I remember next, not from the cleaner, but from the ticket checker. I asked her for a ticket to Magdeburg, and she gave me an 11.1 € ticket, 2 € for the fee of buying on the train. (I was hoping if I slept soundly I wouldn't be woken, but alas, I was!).

5.10 Conclusion

At 4.45, I was in Magdeburg, at 5.15 at MPI, and at 5.45 in my bed, with an alarm for 11.30!


Chapter 6
Conclusions

From the mentioned learnings, it is clear that Brussels is a must visit for not more than 5 hours, Amsterdam for a night and a day or two. Also, what has not been mentioned is that Den Haag is a place worth visiting. As told by Akhil and Jassi later. A thing that can be covered in further such attempts to relive experiences by Scott, Cooper et al., Eurotrip, 2004. Finally, with the money well spent, and another weekend to look out to, I take leave to start writing my report, to show my guide on Monday.

Refrences

Scott Thomas, Cooper Harris, Jenny and Jamie, Eurotrip, 2004

Bhut Bharat Kumar, the gujju who sits behind me, Max Plank Institute, Magdeburg, 2006

I am Write! Aashish Vishnoi, 2006

http://www.Wikipedia.org, 2006

http://www.Wikitravel.org, 2006

http://www.orkut.com, 2006

Akhil Ravi, 3rd Year, ChE, IITB, 2006

8 Comments:

At 9:12 pm, June 22, 2006 , Blogger qutub said...

report looks good;)...u deserve AA:D
-qtb

 
At 9:51 pm, June 22, 2006 , Blogger sarmistha said...

hello if u have no work all day, please share mine!

 
At 9:52 pm, June 22, 2006 , Blogger vishnoi said...

@qtb: thanks for the grade. my guide should follow suit. i hope.

@sarmistha: i have a report to write :|

 
At 11:40 pm, June 22, 2006 , Blogger Sahil said...

ha ha ...really well written!

 
At 1:28 am, June 23, 2006 , Blogger vishnoi said...

@sahil: thanks :)

 
At 2:32 pm, June 23, 2006 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

mast likha hai dude.
poora to nahi lekin kuch kuch hi padha hai.time mila to fir fursat se sab padhunga

 
At 3:08 pm, June 23, 2006 , Blogger vishnoi said...

thanks gawande :)

 
At 1:30 am, June 29, 2006 , Blogger Karthik Shekhar said...

Awesome...some piece of really original research you got there mate :)

 

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